Cherry Milkshake

sonneillonv:

dalemonyo:

1. Kisama - Japanese
2. As to thialo - Greek
3. Dorme mecum - Latin
4. Javla - Swidish
5. Fick dich - German
6. Cao ni - Mandarin
7. Fuck you - English
8. Ssibal - Korean
9. Chodela - Hindi
10. PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL…

…. dorme mecum means ‘sleep with me’.  Literally.  Dorme is the imperative command ‘sleep’ and ‘mecum’ means ‘with me.  This is a come-on, not an insult.  And Kisama is a form of ‘you’ that’s culturally constructed to be insulting - it literally translates to ‘you’, but the implication is more like ‘you son of a bitch’ or ‘you bastard’.  I think there’s a local phrase, ‘kutabare’, that means what you’re going for.

Basically a lot of these are wrong.

Yeah, and the Mandarin is incomplete. It should be “wo cao ni” or “cao ni ma”, literally “I fuck you” or “I fuck your mom” (this cao: 肏 There’s a bunch of other caos that aren’t dirty). I reblogged it for the Filipino, though that’s probably wrong too, haha.

arcwind:

Part 1: Laguz and Beorc
Alternate title: GOD RUNES ARE BORING CAN I TALK ABOUT SIGURD INSTEAD

I figure I might as well start with basic terminology before I get into the crazy stuff.

Now basic as basic can get, laguz and beorc (technically berkana; ‘beorc’ is Old English, but…

thisisbrucebanner:

figjewtons:

so you think you know what the most badass animal is
well you’re wrong because the most badass animal is actually the goat
why, you ask? well let me hit you with some KNOWLEDGE

You’re allergic to poison ivy. Goats aren’t. Goats EAT poison ivy.

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About the spider-silk milk, I would just like to establish that it’s not natural—scientists did that so make it easier to harvest spider-silk protein because, well, have you ever milked a spider?